TheSerialPoet

When you were a kid, did you ever imagine a voice narrating your life? Did the voice sound like the awkward rambling at the beginning of a new Disney movie saying things like, "uhhh," "whatever," "so yeah," and "I mean" as the character introduces themself in a "funny awkward," way? That's because it's the easiest thing for anyone to do. Being lazy is so often confused with being witty, and writing awkward rambling is truly the easiest thing to do. Tacking "-ish" onto the endings of words, making one word sentences, using sloppy phrases like "she gave him the give-me-Percy-Jackson-or-I'll-kill-you expression," or making the narrator sound un

"Lesbian!"   "Weird!"      "Freak!"         "Geek" You say that like it's a bad thing like it's something i should be ashamed of. But why? Because I happen to fall in love with the same gender? That my interests are out of the ordinary? That I dye my hair wacky colors and wear clothes that don't fit your normal? I see nothing wrong with that. People really suck at insults.